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Gonzo State: [Untitled] Meanwhile, in America...

“Victory is ‘The Absence of Defeat'”

“Bentley! Bentley. I suggest…I suggest that you do something different with your life right now.” This instruction was delivered by..................   read more

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Political Beast: Democratic Debate Night 1 Round 2 Dembate!

Dembate 1!

Here are the contestants again (in brief):

-Senator Cory Booker, New Jersey

-Julian Castro, former Secreatary of Housing an Urban Development

-Bill de Blasio, Mayor of NYC

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Political Beast: “Bulletins”

To say something needs no introduction begs the question, “So, why the [expletive deleted] are you introducing it, then?!” As a bastion of the independent media, however, with..................   read more

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Fabriqué en Babylon: Mueller’s Brass Tacks Vol. 2

You can’t make this [expletive deleted] up. Nobody’d believe it, that I can tell you. Many people tell me. BELIEVE ME! SAD!

Beyond the distinct possibility being the more innocuous explanation previously stated by the Special Counsel himself, the assertion that McGhan is beyond reproach, that he had “no motive to lie or..................   read more

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Fabriqué en Babylon: Mueller’s Brass Tacks Vol. 1

“SAD!”

Quite a few million taxpayer dollars, countless hurt feelings and one slightly disgruntled POTUS later, I had my chance at last to consume the report of The Special Counsel, one Robert S. Mueller III...................   read more

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Apologetics: Mssrs. Wellein and DeViney

Mssrs. Wellein [left] & DeViney [right]

Any number of individuals have made use of our house ghost writer’s nom de plume to date. I am but the latest, having merely the sole distinction of being the only Englishman to use it.

In what feels..................   read more

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