State of Mind – POTUS Primary Psychoanalysis: The Republicans

State of Mind

POTUS Primary Psychoanalysis: The Republicans

Over the past few months, different people involved with ModState have had the opportunity to sit down with Anny Hughes M.D., someone we’ve looked to a number of times for her insight, as a psychological thinker, on the different political minds we’ve come across and talked about, the different issues of the day, and so forth. In this instance, our editor-in-chief sat down with her for an interview regarding the four remaining contenders for the Republican nomination for the 2016 Presidential election. As we had already gathered her thoughts on former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina prior to her departure from the race, Hughes’ insight on that former candidate were included as well. We hope you, dear reader, enjoy the keen insight and wise thoughtfulness exhibited by this brilliant woman as much as we have. While we look forward to her future appearances on and contributions to ModState, we were blown away by some of her psychoanalysis of the candidates, particularly Donald Trump, which we saved for the very end. We’re pretty confident you’ll agree. Her introduction to the editorial world (this is her first appearance on any journalistic medium of any kind) is as much our gift to you as it was an honor for us. Happy reading.

 

Carly Fiorina

Jonathan D. DeViney: Looking at the segment we did of her interview with Chris “Tingles” Matthews, what do you make of her body language, tone of voice, etc.?

Anny Hughes M.D.: She is very self-controlled individual, whether it’s while being interrupted, when being challenged, she kept complete composure. The only tell of her irritation was increase in rate of speech.

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DeViney: Looking at that and the other examples, like the quote about going to a woman to actually get things done, is she qualified for the job she’s applying for?

Hughes: I think she’s the kind of woman that could be [a good] POTUS because of her level of self-control, because even when insulted she maintains composure. She’s proven she’s not going to let men walk all over her. She is not going to let the man’s world of politics, especially the GOP, get [to] her.

DeViney: As you know, there are two women in this race, one just a little more high-profile than the other. How is Miss Fiorina better qualified?

Hughes: How is she more qualified than Hillary Clinton? She has made herself very educated on the issues, but based on her dialogue on her rise from secretary to CEO at Hewlett-Packard, she’s not afraid to continue learning and would build a strong cabinet. She will compose the cabinet in a way that will be beneficial to the country. It will be diverse and show all sides whereas my feeling on Hillary is more she will assemble a cabinet that favors one agenda and advances her agenda.

DeViney: What about the question on what Trump said about her in the Rolling Stone interview?

Hughes: She was not afraid of showing emotion [in regards] to Trump. She showed the hurt in her eyes, unabashedly, she smirked at the opportunity to lash back at him, but showed her true character and professionalism with her poised response in saying “America heard what he said.” She felt Trump hurt himself badly enough with his remarks and she trusted the American people to make the judgment.

DeViney: And this could bolster one’s opinion of her as a presidential candidate how?

Hughes: She shows that events affect her but she does not seem to let said circumstances dictate her response. Like with a terrorist attack, she will be emotional but controlled and [have] a swift, vicious and effective response.

 

Marco Rubio

DeViney: What’s your impression of Senator Rubio? What’s his ‘tell?’

Hughes: Well his nervous tick is facial grimace and contorting his lips. He seems level-headed, fair (wants to do what’s best for all Americans, including immigrants), very well-educated on relevant topics. Of note are his lack of gestures, which seem to demonstrate his level of comfort.

DeViney: What do you make of his suggestion that America is the war effort in the Middle East? For instance, with France stepping up their involvement in Afghanistan, their absolute route of the Taliban in Mali, their involvement in Libya and basically begging for the go-ahead in Syria from their counterparts on the U.N. Security Council, was that particularly wise?

Hughes: Based on his assertions on statistics and troops America “is NATO”, it could be a bad idea to make those comments in regards to our European allies given their ability to change (increases in troop levels, etc.). In context of where we’ve been, though, it was a fair statement.

DeViney: What do you make of him coming to Bush’s aid in the debate?

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Hughes: First, he supported his party, and in defending President George W. Bush, it begs another question: what did Trump’s railings on 9/11 have to do with anything? Overall he’s the best in the field as a speaker due to his wit, his quick responses without losing composure. He has nice voice, he’s easy to listen to and he generally isn’t terse or abrasive.

 

John Kasich

DeViney: What’s your take on Governor Kasich?

Hughes: He’s mature, self-controlled and wise.

DeViney: Any thoughts on why he has gotten so little traction?

Hughes: Fools listen to fools and we are in a generation of…an era of fools.

DeViney: But he made strides after the first four-man debate, so why does his success not matter?

John Kasich

Hughes: He’s too quiet. Good, bad or otherwise Trump demands attention, and Kasich, while wise and mature is remaining quiet. The attention span has dropped off and if it’s not krunk and sexual (sexy isn’t enough anymore)…Trump is political porn: instant gratification.

DeViney: What do you make of his answer on that hypothetical, y’know where if he had a gay daughter getting married?

Hughes: Kelly asked the question personally “if your daughter was gay.” He stated his old-fashioned values but he said the Supreme Court has ruled on marriage equality and he accepted that.

DeViney: And his body language?

Hughes: His hand gestures are awkward but that’s due to him being a little awkward like a nerd, in a wonk way.

DeViney: Okay, but if, say, Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio had answered the gay marriage question that way, you know they would’ve gotten blasted for that answer.

Hughes: Yes, well, his meter and tone was passionate, yes, but he was comfortable with a command of the issues. He was not rattled by personal nature of question. They would’ve been, particularly if they had tried to give an answer [like that] that they know their supporters don’t agree with.

DeViney: One final point here on that question, what do you make of him staving off Kelly’s attempted interruption early in his answer? Was his reaction to her rude?

Hughes: No! She’s the one who asked and question and then wouldn’t let him finish! He was annoyed with her being rude and wanted to uphold the respect of the fabric of the debate.

 

Ted Cruz

DeViney: This one’s gotta bit a more fun [for you] because he’s more animated, so, what of Cruz’s body language, etc.?

Hughes: His facial expressions during driving home a point comes off similar to a Don Juan trying to get in a girl’s pants…or in this case, America’s.

DeViney: So you don’t think Cruz is sincere?

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Hughes: Well, his contradictory stance on corporations, everything…he’s very much akin to Donald Trump in that he doesn’t commit to a stance on anything aside from a select few core topics like pro-life, the budget, the military, the size of government. He isn’t insincere in that he will compromise principles but he adopts a populist, rambling stance on issues, especially where if it’s not one of his regular bullet-points.

DeViney: So, he’s got the Moves like Jagger in the political arena in that he’s a populist (beyond core issues)?

Hughes: He’s a smarter politician than Trump in that he’s not going to commit to everything but he’s a populist in that he changes the discussion back to whatever he’s comfortable with.

DeViney: So he’s a snake?

Hughes: He’s not deliberately snake-like, no.

DeVIney: So “you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain?”

Hughes: Yes! Exactly. He has adopted some traits of the establishment because he’s been there, like when he was attorney at the Supreme Court, he has been there long enough that he accidentally becomes manipulative; he’s smart enough that, having been in the game long enough, he knows how to get what he wants. He has had to learn that in order to survive there.

 

Donald J. Trump

DeViney: And now, the moment we’ve been waiting for.

Hughes: How so?

DeViney: Well, I’ve been dying to get your take on this one: Donald J. Trump.

Hughes: He’s the epitome of a populist with his revolving-door platform. Everything stems from anger and narcissism.

DeViney: So America’s supposedly amazing but he’s the one who will make it great again?

Hughes: Yes. It’s not about America. His supporters and the rest of people of this country? They’re not the ones who can do it. He has three central issues: immigration, the economy and national defense…

DeViney: Well he, in all fairness he did just recently roll out a seven-step healthcare reform plan…

Hughes: …but has long privately backed universal healthcare.

DeViney: Otherwise known to wonks as a “single-payer” system.

Hughes: Yes.

DeViney: I want you to elaborate more on him.

Hughes: He’s insecure.

DeViney: Donald Trump?

Hughes: Yes. People that are confident in themselves and their masculinity don’t need to talk about people giving them fellatio. He’s very immature. He has no self-control.

DeViney: Okay, so the exchange with Fox News, the whole Kelly thing, where he didn’t go to the next Fox debate. What is this thing…and I’m sure I’m not the only person who sees it, I can’t be…where he starts whatever feud by being rude, and then when whomever responds in kind he acts all offended. He did it with Kelly, he did it with Bush, even attacking his family, and then he starts it with Rubio. Rubio responds by joining him at the high school level with similar crap, and he gets all offended. What is that?

Hughes: Talking about Kelly being rude when he was rude first is projection and self-preservation. He has been paranoid for so long that he’s not even consciously aware of his level of hypocrisy.

DeViney: You don’t think he’s even aware he does it?

Hughes: No. He has been in the routine of defending himself for so long that any time he feels threatened he reverts to projection…

DeViney: …so that’s “lyin’ Ted” and “Little Marco”?

Hughes: Yes. Then the self-preservation, the “this guy’s a choke artist!” and “such a loser” ensuring that he looks better and, consequently, “survives”.

DeViney: “Survives?”

Hughes: We’re not talking literally about survival here, but surviving the argument, coming out of it on top.

DeViney: So what of the double-talk about the tax returns, how he would if he could but he’s being audited? Which by the way that’s not true, there’s no legal stipulation barring anyone from releasing their returns just because they’re being audited by the IRS.

Hughes: He hasn’t released his tax returns because: he doesn’t want people to know how much he’s worth. Or, perhaps more importantly, because it seems like the dollar amount goes up every time he talks about his money, how little he’s worth. He may be possibly facing another bankruptcy. Or maybe it’s about who he gives money to in politics. The campaigns he has given to in the past have already caused controversy so maybe it’s about us not knowing where more of his money goes.

DeViney: What’s your gut reaction to this Trump University bit, where people got a picture with Donald Trump at the end all right. A cardboard cutout of Trump.

Hughes: I feel so sorry for Trump. I pity him. He doesn’t even realize how bad things have gotten.

DeViney: You think he’s pathetic?

Hughes: Yeah! Oh, yeah!

DeViney: But what about all the people who are supposedly talking good about the program?

Hughes: Those people were paid to report good ratings on the school or they’re a bunch of his cronies under fake names or accounts inflating the rating!

DeViney: First with Obama, now with Cruz. What’s with the dual “birther” issues Trump’s raised?

Hughes: Well give his corporate bankruptcies and hiring illegals to work on his projects, it’s him picking and choosing which laws are followed. By law both are citizens This is a non-issue.

DeViney: What do you make of him wanting to open up the libel laws?

Hughes: Him wanting to sue the media is, again, him picking and choose what should be followed or changed in this case.

DeViney: First Amendment be damned?

Hughes: Look, two wrongs don’t make a right as far as the hitting back when hit thing goes. When you get attacked by the media, defend yourself and let the truth speak for itself. The media, like the free exercise of religion, is an outlet of our protection, He wants to make sure all the weaker people stay weaker.

DeViney: “The Art of the Deal: or the Bible, which does he really believe is the greatest book of all time?

Hughes: Oh for sure his book. The only reason he answered that his book is second-greatest is because he would piss off too many people.

DeViney: He’s not president yet, in other words.

Hughes: Correct. If he were to become president America’s gonna see a whole different side of Trump.

DeViney: A sane, rational person would look at all of these things, all of the above, and see some issues and think they need to change.

Hughes: Trump is not a sane, rational person. Therefore, he sees no inconsistencies and does not think he needs to change.

DeViney: So when he uses words like a leader’s needing to be “flexible” and their policy positions needing to be “dynamic”…

Hughes: …when it comes to him as a person he doesn’t think it’s inconsistent. When it comes to his policies, he’ll argue the situation has changed and therefore his stance needs to change.

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DeViney: My personal impression of him is the same, but in the interest of fairness isn’t that, to a degree, not only true but necessary to be true of all leaders?

Hughes: Yes, it is necessary for leaders to be able to evolve with situations. Trump will maintain that he as a man, his character, remains constant, and that his positions evolve as a leader as the situation dictates.

DeViney: Like the professor of yours we were talking about.

Hughes: Yes, Dr. Wade A. McNair, who I was a student of at Biola University.

DeViney: Right, and you’ve said that a leader must be able to be flexible (for lack of a better word) and must be able to evolve. Where’s the line you’re drawing that makes Trump different than the rest?

Hughes: Dr. McNair makes a great point with his formula on action and behavior.

DeViney: Okay?

Hughes: Basically, as pertains to leadership in particular, it infers that “actions and behaviors are in alignment with our values and beliefs.”

DeViney: Please, continue. I myself am trying to connect the dots here, so, uh, bring it home for us, Anny!

Hughes: Well, Trump always says he’s self-financing and he’s his own man.

DeViney: Right. And, again, you’ve indicated that a leader must be able to move outside his platform, his positions on stock issues, as you put it, to address things as the situation dictates. I mean, I’m an economist, I place fiscal issues at the top of the list of things to be addressed. I’ve admitted I’m wrong before and that maybe a part of my plan needs tweaking.

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Hughes: Yes, particulars. Not principles. Men like you, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, you’ve all spelled out, in great detail, your ideas and your plans to fix things or start a new program, what have you. A man like Trump, the poster boy for populism, he’s kept things so vague that he’s only really talked about a handful of things. Even then, he has offered nothing concrete beyond a wall, and even that keeps changing in size.

DeViney: So, again, I turn back to my prior question, and about a leader being flexible. Doesn’t that vindicate Trump here?

Hughes: No. In reality, there’s no separating the two.

DeVIney: The two of what?

Hughes: Trump as a man and Trump as a candidate. Because, if a man changes his positions on a matter, he must also change his views. It comes down to compromising as a whole, or compromising particulars. Trump, as a populist does, compromises or changes his whole perspective to fit the new fad or group he’s speaking to. Because he’s been so deliberately vague, I mean, he has taken populism to a whole new level here. But because he hasn’t had a platform beyond, “the economy sucks,” “illegal immigration” is bad, and how strong he’ll make the military and how great he’ll make the country, he has deliberately kept the discussion about him. Other politicians can, yes, make a tweak to their extensive list of political positions on a number of issues and it doesn’t feel like a wholesale change. With Trump, precisely because he’s been so general as to keep his populist platform adaptable to every room…

DeViney: …so he’s a chameleon? I mean that’s fine for musicians, I mean I love David Bowie…

Hughes:  …well yeah it’s fine for that. But again, because of his extensive populism, for him to change so drastically…

DeViney: …like the waterboarding thing that changed within a day…

Hughes: …exactly. Here it comes down to [Dr. McNair’s] equation on actions and behaviors being in alignment with his values and beliefs. Because you can’t have it both ways with him. Because his platform is him, he especially, any change, is a complete about-face.

 

Mr. Wade A. McNair is a psychologist who is widely considered an expert in the fields of communication and organizational leadership. He possesses massive academic pedigree and over fifteen years of immeasurable “real-world” experience in talent management, human resources and organizational development.

In addition to his stellar career resume in psychology, Mr. McNair also serves as an instructor of Human Resources, Employee Development, Organization Development and Leading Change. His own path of higher-learning took him on the extended journey cited below:

Bachelor of Arts in Independent/Organizational Psychology, Biola University, Master of Arts in Organizational Leadership, Biola University, Doctorate/ Psy.D. of Organizational Development, Phillips Graduate Institute.

His website containing his credentials and extended details on “human capital strategy & organizational psychology” can be found at the following link: Wade A. McNair

 

Gonzo State: [Untitled]

“Victory is ‘The Absence of Defeat'”

“Bentley! Bentley. I suggest…I suggest that you do something different with your life right now.” This instruction was delivered by my boss (at the time) to his unruly Huskie, but it might as well have been given to my entire generation.

As always, the day had given way to night and my mind had wrestled with itself long enough. I needed sanctuary, strong drink and a blank expression with which to watch the news on screens behind the heads of the locals. With the mind of a fried pie I careened my car down a thoroughfare of an unincorporated town in West Virginia, roughly sixty miles from Washington D.C.

“Babylon,” I came to call D.C. as a Sailor stationed in Bethesda, which was appropriate enough that no one cares to question the nickname. It was by a sense of awe, despair, disgust and reverence that I came by it the hard way some years ago.

The Christmas lights around Arlington had shone brightly on my most sentimental evening, awash with history and the sort of romance that saw my Army counterpart’s cheek against mine, her words in my ear accompanied by my kiss on her neck.

Then, the other shoe dropped and zang! I’m departing the parking garage of Target near P.F. Chang’s, a sudden desperate attempt to keep a fellow servicemember alive and out of trouble, and barely having arrived in Rockville, Maryland, found myself in the company of a remarkable amount of police officers. While all was eventually sorted out (one way or another), I did discover that being handcuffed, face down on the pavement amidst a soft rain gave me an amazing opportunity to learn and reevaluate the nonsense I’d allowed a foothold in my life. “Teachable moments,” I’ve come to call such events with a wince oft confused for a smile, and rightfully so.

“It’s an acquired taste.”

Let no good deed go unpunished.

“It was all downhill from there,” I uttered to my glass and coaster on the bar, awaiting another potent haul of ethanol. “Or is it, ‘down on the bed’ from there? Not nearly as catchy.” The general uproar that passed for ambience as karaoke loomed large made my private social commentaries a non-factor.

“Hell,” I continued, mulling over the equal parts glory and horror of yesteryear, “if I was a woman they’d’ve labeled me a slut.” This was most certainly true, as I had responded to the eventual collapse of the genuine, heartmelting romance that blossomed in Arlington by carousing. I went on to live up to the archetype of heathen in the Navy, only I hadn’t needed a new port. D.C. had an endless supply of trysts for me to temporarily bind the wound of heartbreak with. I had largely imploded things with she myself, but damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, aye?

“Aye, got it!” I said, louder than intended as my libation arrived. Few noticed, none cared. But I digress.

Every single horror of the corruption of public life crept its way into Walter Reed the two years I’d been there as the primary Army and Navy hospitals merged there in Maryland. It was a handful of miles from the epicenter of our Federal Republic, our Representative Democracy. Whatever label you prefer, the genuine, tender romance and the unnecessary legal crucible were equal parts of the same story.

So it was yesterday and is today and will be tomorrow. Wars and rumors of wars will abound along with the usual ugliness, while the bountiful opportunities, resplendence, and monuments sacred to America and Her Republic will ring hollow for any looking for that chapter. However, for those with a soul not set for self-destruct, there was the beauty and elegance and love that I discovered in Babylon. For my part, I vacillated between the cauldron of brutality and the essence of hallowed humanity.

Lucifer and a third of his fellow angels rebelled (at least in part) over the perception that God valued something fashioned from dirt over them; we hamstrung ourselves with our humanity during that time (2011-2013) in Bethesda, both our frailties and our strengths.

Did we make the case against humanity with our failures? I’m not so sure. The defeatism and Apocalypticism of the admittedly conflicted era that was the “new” Walter Reed circa 2011-2013 stands apart from now in several ways. Without the deflating drudgery of rattling them all off, at the very least one could look their friends and enemies in the eye. Betrayal and intrigue might be lurking around the next corner (per the modus operandi of Babylon and the government circuit as a whole) but those seeming eons ago politics was still the art of compromise. Then-POTUS Obama (D-IL) and then-House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) can hardly be soberly accused of engaging in the politics of blood sport we’ve now.

Now? Depending on their background, looking one’s enemies and/or friends in the eye might get you flagged on any number of social media platforms and could very well get you labeled with some sort of “-ism”, as one type of “-ist” or another. A whole decade ago Section 230 was applied within the spirit of its creation, lending the happenings online a sort of Wild West vibe when juxtaposed to the great cosmic gag-reel taking place now.

“What is Section 230?” one might ask. This, too, is a well-placed and unscripted question, but it makes little difference when Louis Farrakhan can spit his vile verbal excrement at hapless passerby on social media, but not Donald Trump. No, indeed. Hardly an avid defender of the former POTUS, I nonetheless present our Federal support and protections for our Silicon Valley overlords as Exhibit A for the how/why (either/and/or) the Federal Communications Commission has adequate pretext to cry foul. This is tantamount to “collateral censorship”, or censorship by proxy. That’s the biggest item George Orwell didn’t foresee in my favorite novel, “1984”: private enterprise conducting the censorship, and not the state itself.

Since I’ve likely lost anyone who hates The Donald for my defending his First Amendment rights, I might as well toss a grenade in this burgeoning dumpster fire. Wouldn’t Joe Manchin lead off that way?

“The wind only blows sometimes.” “He’s exactly right!”

While hardly the binary option both the Communists of the Far Left and the Fascists of the Far Right want all the Sheeple to give an “Amen!” and believe, the conflict between being a John Locke liberal in favor of largely laissez-faire capitalism (not the crony kind) with a strong, (but) limited Federal government and in wanting a respectable return on our investment in Section 230 protections granted Silicon Valley (and company), it is amusing on a perverse level.

“Afterall,” I told myself, “everyone hates a centrist, so you might as well enjoy it, Jack. The good news is, only White elitists are storming off after closing your column a few paragraphs back. They can kick rocks. There’s surely a Mother Jones article or athletic mutant defecating on the very flag that enables their miserable existence out there, somewhere, that they can flee to. Still miserable, but they showed me! No First Amendment for the people who make us think and shit.”

It was only at the end of this paragraph that I realized I wasn’t just thinking this as I tapped it into a note on my phone for later insertion into this very diatribe. I was muttering much of it out loud.

“Ignore the madness of a world that has made this swashbuckler appear normal. Ignore the celebutante-rejects aghast at those not absorbed in Chinese spyware ‘social’ apps available on any mainstream App Store.”

And why not? Afterall, the Communists now want the populace to swallow the latest swill their Thought Police have puked out, and nod slowly, basking in the wisdom of the notion that Black children being taught mathematics is racist. Conversely, the Fascists want the citizenry at-large to embrace their latest, unintelligible Reductio Ad Absurdum that beating cops to a pulp while shouting racist terms at the non-White officers is okay as long as they’re patriots. Thin Blue Line and all. “Thin Blue Line”, you ingrates? Put the straw down.

“In God We Trust.” Mhmm.

“Dear God Almighty,” I mumbled into my Long Island Iced Tea, nearly gone due to the urgent need to anesthetize myself. No reply, and not because He wants us to forget He exists, but because it’s the pizza we ordered, and it has arrived with all the trappings. Whose fault is that?

The lunacy in the former example is in those on the Far Left who by proxy think the Black intellect is so dormant, psyche so timid, that there need be no Black doctors, economists, engineers, et cetera, in the future. Mathematics is a rather integral part of the process of those career paths. Who’s holding who back with racist ideology again, exactly?

The madness in the latter example is at least as vivid and particularly poignant from people on the Far Right who think cops can do no wrong. You say The Filth went too far in Example X? “I say they didn’t go too far enough!” some neo-Successionist will bleat with the fervor of a patriot, by God. Just a patriot to another country, and not this one. But why quibble about it? Sure, seems reasonable enough to pass muster on “Squidbillies.”

Imitation being the highest form of flattery, the method to the unorthodoxy of this publication has never been less necessary. Both extremes in the sadly binary world of Castro and Mussolini neophytes demand the long-term vision, the sort of engaging in politics (again, “The Art of Compromise”) as a year-round endeavor that there is no app or “hack” for. The marathon, not the sprint, is what is at hand. I’d rather flatter the Edward Brooke III, the Alexander Hamilton, the Barbra Streisand, the Hunter S. Thompson and even the Master Shake with imitation than embrace the intellectual suicide of either Irredeemable America or Exceptional American Unilateralism.

Whichever clown car takes the stage from either extremist wing of discourse, they both will assure us that we’d feel so much better if only we’d embrace their brand of groupthink. Tsk, tsk, I know, but such is the rot of the putrescence we’ve inexplicably opted to wallow in.

“Soylent Green is people.”

What both teams of malcontents mean is we’ll feel much better carrying all of our favorite shows with us on all of our devices as they continue embezzling and funneling money to the duopoly in Babylon. The royalty on Capitol Hill will then reward our wholehearted faith with continued malignant governance and further insolvency on every level (social, fiscal, geopolitical, et al).

“Who knows?” I mumbled with a shrug. “With any luck, the dead will walk again and we’ll have an existential reason to disallow the Neanderthals in Congress from fucking the same coconut over and over while saying they’re carrying out the people’s business. All, naturally, with a straight face. And pursed lips. Can’t forget the ‘duck face.’ Gotta meet my fellow Millennials halfway.”

“You say something, Hun?”

The bartender had taken notice of my glass being devoid of strong drink, and grew concerned. Animals entering sexual congress with fruit, however, passed muster.

‘Of course it did,’ I thought, but could only reply with a low rasp as I exited my barstool.

“Yes, Ma’am. Check please.”

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Six Degrees of Knowin’ Nothin’: [Untitled]

And on the 8th day, God made bears. Lots and lots of bears.

Does this era need introduction? Or, rather, may a suitable introduction be written? I report, you deride.

1: In any rational era, the sudden appearance of lurid photographs of well-known public figures tends to happen without the consent of those captured in the images. Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Anthony Weiner, et al. Notable exceptions to this are of the celebutante variety who sport last names such as Hilton and Kardashian, but then, their deliberate release of self-incriminating material isn’t indicative of a rational era.

That there’s a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell is indicative of expected traffic volume.

The great Jerry Falwell, Jr., well his undeniable greatness as an Evangelical Christian minister and university president is so ineffable, so vast, that he was no longer able to be confined by any notion of modern decency. If that’s still a thing, that is. Either way, the photograph posted containing the erstwhile head of Liberty University (and descendent of the late and decent Jerry Falwell) is disturbing on several counts. Let’s take a look:

Now, I’m not sure if it’s the ghastly attempt at humor (yeah, “black water”, haw haw haw!), the self-caricature of the gut and the unzipped pants combined with the awful rug on his counterpart (who is not his wife, for those keeping score at home), the fact that students of said Evangelical university get expelled for drinking and/or extra-marital sexual encounters, or that this wasn’t a leak at all that makes this such a disgrace. He could’ve just said it was a faux Black Dog in his glass and been done with it.

The man (so-called) “leaked” it via his own social media aperture, and then delivered a truly abysmal mockery of an apology on-air, and I quote: “I’ve promised my kids I’m going to try to be…I’m gonna try to be a good boy from here on out.” Rock and Roll, Jerry!

Oh and Mrs. Falwell, when your marriage does end, remember: you [expletive deleted] your rebound, and that’s it. You don’t permanently abscond from reality and keep [expletive deleted] them long-term and/or marry them. Especially, I might add, if you plucked them from the extras of “The Walking Dead.”

Silly me. But seriously, though: booze and Evangelicals and social media shouldn’t mix.

2: At times, the headlines write themselves. In their own attempt to swing loose with reality, as it were, Iran has a fabricated aircraft carrier resembling one of those wielded by the United States Navy. “Why”, you ask? An entirely unscripted and well-placed question. For their own propaganda purposes that is, until the entire experiment blew up in their faces. Living out their own version of “delirium tremens”, Iran was so successful in this charade that their accidental destruction of a prop US Navy aircraft carrier poses a threat to a major thoroughfare in the oil trade. Posing an existential threat to traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, and things apparently unbeknownst to Iran such as tides can shift the wreckage, endangering oil tankers.

Give the Ayatollah our best. Speaking of “the best”, if you’re going to challenge the world’s preeminent naval power, you’d better come correct. The Battle of Evermore this is not.

3: Biden must face Trump in debate(s). Yes, it’s answering a “double dog dare” from the POTUS and no, you don’t want to give in to the whims of a bully. But if you don’t follow through then it looks like you’re hiding in a basement and afraid to face Donald J. Trump on the stage. What’s the worst that could happen? They then “triple dog dare” one another to a lindy hop dance-off to the “Misty Mountain Hop” or hand out four sticks (one to both members of each ticket) to swing with? Why would you be afraid of that if you’re in the Biden camp unless, per the Trump camp’s assertions, the former Vice President will be unable to remember whether he’s going to California, or another, “y’know, the thing” that the Founding Fathers said? The great equalizer is the human ego. They’ll debate.

This is an event waiting to go wrong. Don’t hang out with bears. [image credit to Daily Caller & Barstool Sports]
4: Meanwhile, the National Park Service has posted a warning urging American adventurers not to confront bears but, if they do, to not take advantage of their slower companions. And no, this is not made up. Nor is the response of a pack of humans, recently, to a bear arriving in their midst. They didn’t flee or otherwise attempt to discourage the bear; instead they took pictures of their merry band whilst feeding the bear. Good call, ‘Murica.

5: Bill Barr’s appearance was a disgrace for everyone except the Attorney General. For committee chairman Nadler, to open the hearing with that statement was an outrage; and Jordan, thanks for the monologue on things that happened before Barr was back on the job and for God’s sake put your damn coat on!

6: Stat of the Week: the POTUS’ campaign is knocking on 1 million doors a week; the former VPOTUS’ camp is knocking on 0. As in ZERO. Z-E-R-O. This sort of nonsense only seems like nonsenseuntil the time when the levee breaks. Underestimate the mad media genius of The Donald at your peril.

Y’know what? Let’s just cancel everything. If everything’s priority one, then nothing is priority one.
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Fabriqué en Babylon: Meanwhile

With the majority of public discourse non-existent and what discussion does occur usually ending acrimoniously, I recalled a lesson (from the past) learned the hard way: in life, there are times the rules are such that, indeed, sometimes the only way to win is not to play.

Politics is considered the art of the compromise, or “the game of compromise,” to suit the lesson. Now, I don’t know if IQs dropped, if we forgot, if the entire paradigm changed despite the entire pantheon of examples (of public discourse), or if it’s an all-of-the-above that’s closer to where we’re at, but we’ve forgotten. One way or another, it’s that simple.

As “The Great Experiment”, that means that this is a failure as a nation. A failure to even try to communicate and find some semblance of common ground, to find a way to even try to be civil and respect one another’s time to speak, to actually listen to a message before deciding what it means and how we view that meaning, to even agree to try and communicate at all.

You see, the trick is in self-control. Before picking up your pitchforks and torches or, worse, leaving altogether, let the damned man have a few final words.

Fistfight breaks out in Turkish parliament

I say “self-control” is the key, if there is one, because in order for public discourse to function where there’s debate, dialogue and (hopefully) resolution at some point, we must individually approach this forum with the intention of conducting one’s self in a civil manner no matter what the opposition says or how they say it.

The first impulse is outrage, I’m aware, followed by some variant of, “So what do we do when [insert example of national Democrats and/or Republicans] start acting the fool?” And that’s precisely where, following my abandonment of my personal Facebook and Twitter accounts that the lesson learned previously (“sometimes the only way to win is not to play”) I remembered that silence isn’t always concession. Sometimes, it might be easy to think, “Ahp! Yep, see, DeViney’s silent so he’s conceding,” when, the truth is, I’ve also come to embrace another tactic summarized best as, “Let them talk; most people will hang themselves given enough rope.”

CNN was really on to something when they debuted the policy debates, featuring an epic duel between Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) versus Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) engaged in an actual, substantive, non-campaign debate. Too bad they didn’t keep the series alive.

In order to pull this off, one must listen to their opponent’s words and, I don’t have chapter and verse from Harvard or Little Sister’s of The Poor and this that or the other study to cite, but I do know that it is humanly impossible for you to absorb as much of what someone else is saying while you’re running your piehole. An easy life “hack” for this (I’m trying to meet you halfway, my fellow Millennials) is to engage in one of America’s most obvious traditions and gently shove, well, pie or any other food one prefers into their gaping maw, which should, advisably, prevent the pie-eater from interrupting while someone else is speaking.

Another idea, and I only mention it in passing, is to teach your children these same concepts so that there’s a generational sort of reboot here, if you will.

Another really good concept, and this brings me back to what we’ve lost in terms of public dialogue, as a nation, as a people, is drop the assumptions. Do I really need to say that, as a Federal republic of 325 million-plus people scattered across 50 nation-states over 3 million-plus square miles, people come from different backgrounds and therefore automatically have their own way of doing things?

Apparently. Just remember: how good is it? Really good.

“Why does any of this matter?” one might ask, certainly a wise and reverent question, and unscripted at that!

As I face the active task of delivering closing remarks that are dually comprehensible and comprehensive, my personal political platform has never stood out more and conversely never kept me directly out of the fray as often. That’s weird. We’re living in a weird era.

As a centrist, I see, for instance, the keen insight President Trump into the general failings of a bloated Federal bureaucracy that feeds right into the national angst of an alienated body of followers who argue the value they get for their investment as taxpayers isn’t worth spending in excess of $4 trillion annually. However crude one views his “one-in, two-out” policy regarding regulations, he was onto something. Specifically, the broader argument that, not because of lack of desire and hardly because of lack of money but because of the inadequacies and failings that are part of the very fabric of a bloated, administrative state; in short, our Federal government is a monstrosity. A monstrosity, I might add, that needs to be shrunk, not given more money.

On the other hand, I also see the benefits of a strong, but limited, leaner Federal government with a decisive Executive having multiple opportunities for reform in bipartisan areas (fringes on both sides notwithstanding) with Congress, and I see those very same opportunities going wanting right now. And that is where, yes, I can see the personality crises stemming from being willing to be at odds with anyone, anytime over anything bringing about, indeed, a sort of “Trump Fatigue.”

That cuts both ways as well: while the people grow weary of the constant drama President Trump’s approach relies upon, they also tire of every single failing in DC being laid at his feet.

The same President who picked a fight (via social media, but of course) with an Autistic foreign teenager over climate change he maintains doesn’t exist to begin with also felt like the status quo that denied opportunities to felons post-release was unfair (See: “The First Step Act”). The very same POTUS who inexplicably disavowed support (however briefly) for our Kurdish allies also did what every Administration since Carter had threatened to by being the American Executive who stood up to Communist China’s underhanded trade practices and illegal valuations of the Yuan (their currency), which gave them unfair advantage(s) in imports/exports against other countries.

I don’t blindly support any politician, and I’m leery of ideologues. I don’t have any heroic, holistic advice on how to approach the President or his (many) conflicts, some contrived and some born of circumstances outside of his control.

These thugs didn’t issue executive orders that restricted travel from other countries into their own. They killed people they didn’t like and/or want. Perhaps a bit of caution, then, before ascribing the President Trump to the ignominious league of names like “Hitler” and “Stalin”, methinks?

But I do know this: the sooner we can get one extreme to stop canonizing every wacky idea the President utters and convince the other side that, no, Sugar, dictators don’t ask other countries to stop immigrants, they just have them shot. Dictators don’t ask, and they don’t Tweet about being treated “very badly” by the judiciary and the media. They don’t have to.

Look at the big picture, and tell me where you’d rather be that would be a better country from which to launch Endeavor A or stand up for Civic Cause B, et al. So, you don’t like the President. I don’t know how much the President likes the President. But you ought to be able to know the difference in there being room for (bigly) improvement in our mixed capitalist system, and in living in a concentration camp as you and your fellow undesirables are systematically exterminated by an authoritarian state.

A dictator? Hitler? Really? See: “Godwin’s Law”

Sound extreme? So do y’all.

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