Political Beast: Democratic Debate Night 1 Round 1 Dembate! [Or: "...our first round of candidates and the members of the inquisition..."]

Dembate 1!

We at Political Beast aren’t known for breaking news, thus the delay in reviewing the performance of the Dem candidates at Night One of NBC’s two-night debate show. Better to take the time to provide our reader the service of fact-checking and historical perspective than to try to be first to the telegraph office. We’d say, “you’re welcome,” but it’s what we enjoy doing.

 

Let’s look at our first round of candidates and the members of the inquisition, in short:

 

Senator Cory Booker, New Jersey: The man comes from a low middle-income background, and still lives in a low-income area of Newark, where he got his start as a tenant lawyer. His primary focus since becoming a Senator has been criminal justice reform, and he speaks excellent Spanish.

Julian Castro, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Obama Administration, former Mayor of San Antonio: As expected, housing, health care, and pay equity are Castro’s focuses, along with a heavy dose of climate change warnings and solutions. He speaks fluent Spanish.

Bill de Blasio, Mayor of NYC: Focused on continuing and extending Michael Bloomberg’s legacy as a government-for-your-own-good executive, de Blasio has, however, ended “stop-and-frisk” by New York’s police, and has emphasized the importance of relationships to help end gun crime. 76% of New York residents don’t want him back as mayor.

Former Congressman John DeLaney, Maryland: The man left Congress in 2017 to run for president and has spent most of his time in Iowa since then. Boldly claiming the middle of the road as his territory, DeLaney has shaken hands in all 99 counties in Iowa.

Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, Hawaii: A veteran of the current war in Iraq, she’s the first candidate to ever be born in an American territory (American Samoa). Getting us out of wars abroad and redirecting the money to green energy tech and universal health care are her calling cards.

Governor Ray Inslee, Washington: Two-term governor has made climate change his numbers 1-3 issues. His record in WA is of ending capital punishment and raising taxes to pay for a massive overhaul of the state economy toward green tech. In agreement or not, one has to recognize the first and only possible example of what the U.S. would look like if we undertook this challenge nationally. Interesting.

Senator Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota: Been in the Senate 14 years, she is one of the few not afraid to be seen crossing the aisle, working with Senator Booker and President Trump to pass “First Act,” an attempt at incarceration reform. Her primary appeal (as in, what she uses to appeal for votes) is her threat to take back the rust belt states from Trump. Klobuchar is quick to pivot to electability as an important factor in who Dems should nominate.

Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke, Texas: It’s not often that losing a Senate race in your home state becomes a qualification for becoming the Democrat Presidential nominee…unless that race is against Ted Cruz, unless you ALMOST won, and unless that state is Texas. Seeing O’Rourke on stage with the rest of the cast makes him look right at home on the left, but his jean-wearing and gun rights toleration made him popular in his home state and makes him intriguing looking forward.

Congressman Tim Ryan, Ohio: Another real rust-belt contender, he’s earned a reputation in Congress as a consensus-builder, was once supported by the NRA, once opposed abortion, and once opposed gay marriage. Regaining the trust of working-class Americans and ending the East Coast-West Coast dominance of the Democrat party are his primary goals. Green tech jobs are how he claims to get this done.

Senator Elizabeth Warren, Massachusetts: A former elementary school teacher, Warren has gained a strong following by arguing basic old-school progressivism still works to fix America’s problems. No controversy or difficulty is beyond Warren’s ability to craft a response and a solution using government resources. She has succeeded in channeling a lot of the left-wing anger into clear plans, mostly focused on health care, gun crime, immigration reform, and the biggest challenge: climate change and green energy.

 

THE DEBATE, NIGHT ONE, ROUND ONE

 

Moderators: Lester Holt, anchor of “NBC Nightly News” and “Dateline NBC.”

Savannah Guthrie, co-anchor of “TODAY” and NBC News chief legal analyst.

Jose Díaz-Balart, anchor of “Noticias Telemundo” and “NBC Nightly News Saturday.”

 

The moderators worked in two shifts. Round one was managed by Lester Holt, Savannah Guthrie, and Jose Diaz-Balart, and was pretty straightforward and traditional.

Moderators ask Senator Warren if a hard lurch to the left is a good idea in the current healthy economy. Warren answers the current economy only benefits those at the top, who have the money to buy influence. She says this is the “definition of corruption.” [Economic studies show that, since 2010, the rich have gotten richer, but the poor have gotten SIGNIFICANTLY richer. Unemployment among the lowest earners is lower than it’s been since the data has been kept, although the VERY top 2% are doing inordinately better than everyone else. Interestingly enough, most of these live in Cali or NYC, and most support someone on one of these two Dem debate stages.]

Next, Senator Klobuchar is asked about her comments calling free college a “magic genie.” Is she serious about getting progressive programs implemented? Klobuchar points out that Trump is currently gloating about all the struggling citizens in the country. Only the rich can buy or cheat their way into college. Solid plans are make community college free, double PELL grants, pay for certification programs, and “help pay off student loans.” [We put the last line in quotes because this is exactly how precise Klobuchar was with her plan. Granted, she was wrapping up, but, compared to her other education investment strategies, this fell flat. To her credit, her concrete suggestions are just what we called them there: investments. Hard to fact-check the impact of what history tells us gives the best payoff of all: an educated populace.]

O’Rourke is next. Some (unnamed) candidates want a 70% tax rate on top earners. The moderators ask if this is “right.” The former Congressman starts speaking in broken Spanish and insists (in English) that great wealth buys great access in Trump’s America. We all need a voice, and only “fairness” can give us this. —Moderators ask O’Rourke to answer the question— “Yes, I would support that.” [The current administration has, to an extent, enforced its policy that requires lobbyists to be off the circuit for at least 6 months before working in a White House post. Some exceptions have been made, especially at EPA, and big Pharma has most assuredly succeeded (thus far) in dodging responsibility for the opioid crisis, but this is provably the result of relationships with Congresspeople, both Democrat and Republican, not Trump.]

Senator Booker’s first question takes a turn: Would you support breaking up tech companies? The New Jersey Dem points out that any corporate consolidation is bad for wages and consumer prices —moderators refer to Booker’s criticism of Sen. Warren for “naming names”— Booker says he has no problem naming names, and he would start with those companies who paid no income tax last year. The courts and the DOJ are the best avenues to pursue this. [It’s always interesting to hear candidates arguing that the best way to defend the little guy is to use the Justice Department to beat up the big guy. If this is legal, when does it stop, and what about big guys that are creating millions of jobs? When does this stop? No arguments here, just pointing out some missing follow-ups…]

Moderators ask, “Sen. Warren, are you picking winners and losers in corporation America?” Warren says it’s not about picking, it’s about a lack of courage to take on the giants. [Once she gets keyed up, Warren can be a bit scary. We’re not gonna question her level of courage.]

Pivot to Secretary Castro: The moderators point out that the gender pay gap is a major issue for him. What will he do to fix this? Castro describes the struggle his mother went through paying the bills. The secretary (to rousing applause) pushes for immediate ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment for women, along with legislation guaranteeing equal pay for equal work. [The ERA, touted by feminists in the 70s and 80s as the next step in civil rights, was pushed off a cliff by conservative activists like Phyllis Schlafly. The argument against it was simple: unlike slavery, which was once protected by the Constitution, women’s equality was a fact, not a future goal to be one day achieved. Thus, an amendment declaring women equal would, in fact, involve an idea of their current INEQUALITY, and a step backward for women and for civil rights. There is an argument to be made that the pay gap is evidence enough of the unequal role women are playing in society, though.]

Same question next went to Congresswoman Gabbard. She says America deserves a president who will put individual interests above those o the rich and powerful. She fought in Iraq, she’ll fight for you. She’s still a Major in the Army, she sits on several military and security committees. Our current intervention policy costs too much and puts us in danger. The savings should be put toward green jobs and improving the economy. [Not sure the Congresswoman understands exactly how much a retooling of the American economy costs, although military spending is indeed the single largest line-item in the federal budget. If the nation was willing to take her quite seriously and quite at her word, this could conceivably be done by closing 60% of all U.S. bases (home and abroad), and ending 80% of future weapon system development.]

Mayor De Blasio gets an appropriate question to begin his night: “Your city’s pay discrepancies are notable. How do you address income inequality?” De Blasio says he’s doing a lot, then immediately moves to stressing that what’s being heard on this stage is a fight for the very heart of the Democratic Party. Whether this will be a party of the poor, the disenfranchised, the working man and woman, the gay, the straight. —Moderators ask him to answer the question, asking, “Is there enough money there to fix this?”— “Yes, yes. There’s money there.”

Congressman DeLaney gets the same question. His answers are to double the minimum wage, fix public schools, provide better training programs. “I’m an entrepreneur. I’ve created 1000s of jobs.” Obama gave him, he points out, an award for hiring disabled people. He ends by insisting we increase the Earned Income Credit for families. [Minimum wage increases are a really interesting case study right now, with some states already at the “double” DeLaney pushes. Jumping nationally to this standard would arguably give a shot in the arm to an already healthy economy, but would certainly end the opportunity to test the effects on business. As for the EIC: most individuals and families DO NOT PAY TAXES, thanks to the EIC. In fact, most receive a rebate check in the mail, which they treat as a source of income. The idea of paying low income people in exchange for no additional benefit to the overall economy could be seen as…well…paying low income people in exchange for no additional benefit to the…you get it.]

Governor Inslee gets the same question. His answer is that unions ARE the answer. Reinvigorating collective bargaining will get the minimum wage raised. The pay difference between the CEO of McDonalds and the burger-flipper of McDonalds is immoral. Green jobs are the future of great-paying jobs. [As mentioned in his bio (above), Inslee is the only candidate who can claim to be currently engaged in an effort to show the country what a retooling toward green tech and green energy jobs looks like.

Congressman Ryan gets an appropriate starter for a guy from Ohio: Are manufacturing jobs coming back, like Trump says? Ryan says that even though big businesses are getting bailouts, they’re still leaving Ohio. People are having to box up equipment and ship it to China, while the bottom 30% of earners haven’t gotten a raise since 1980. [The bottom 100% of waiters and waitresses haven’t gotten a raise since 1985, that’s true. The rest is relative. Interesting that under the current administration, relocations by major corporations has slowed only by 20% or so. Is this significant? Not to Ryan, not apparently.]

Sen. Warren gets the same question: Are manufacturing jobs coming back? Warren says big companies need to be disincentivized to leave, and that green energy tech is the huge opportunity for America’s future manufacturing, creating 1.2 million jobs [The number, 1.2 million, is thrown around a lot by folks supporting the “Green New Deal.” Never do proponents give any estimate of how many jobs will be eliminated or made obsolete by the Green proposals. This column’s responsibility is not to offer conjecture, but only to describe the evidence vacuum of job loss in the current energy and tech sectors once the “New Deal” is in effect.]

Moderators ask for a show of hands at this point: Who would abolish private health insurance? Senator Warren and Mayor De Blasio raise their hands.

Sen. Klobuchar: Why keep private insurance? Her answer is that Obama liked it, with a public option. She doesn’t wanna kick half of America off in 4 years. She turns to Trump, who said heads would spin over how fast drug costs would get lower once he was elected. Hasn’t happened. In fact, hundreds of drugs have gone up. [Drug costs have gone down almost 25% since Trump was elected, although many of the most common drugs HAVE become more expensive, which is why it’s gotten so much attention lately. This seems to be changing, after a half dozen recent TV exposes have dealt with the issue.]

Sen Warren gets the next question: Bernie Sanders’ Medicare for all. Is that the answer? Yes, she says. One of the number one reasons families go broke is medical, including those who have insurance. The model for insurance is bring in money, pay out little. Patients are left to fight for their health. Health care is a basic human right. She says she’ll fight for it. [The facts on the ground when health care cost is discussed is that 65% of America has private health insurance of some kind. This insurance has gone up 30% in cost since the ACA was passed, and care covered has lessened by 15%. Deductibles are up the same 15%. Whatever we’re doing now isn’t working. Medicare and Medicaid are up for examination as to whether they represent better systems. The fact that everyone MUST be willing to debate on the merits is whether the ACA simply destroyed the rationality of tolerating a private insurance health care system in this country any longer.]

The moderators turn to O’Rourke with a charge: “You’ve been back and forth. Where do you stand on private health insurance?” Everyone having health care is important to the Texan, and he slips in a comment here about women having control of their own bodies.

[Congressman Ryan interjects here that Medicare-for-all would shut down dozens of hospitals. Where this comes from, Political Beast has no idea.]

Democratic presidential hopeful US Representative for Ohio’s 13th congressional district Tim Ryan speaks during the first Democratic primary debate of the 2020 presidential campaign season hosted by NBC News at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami, Florida, June 26, 2019. (Photo by JIM WATSON / AFP)

Congressman Gabbard: Weigh in (moderators). She says its about sick people getting better, and that employers would actually like Medicare-for-all, since it would end up costing a lot less for everybody. [This hasn’t been tested in this country, but employers do pay less in most European countries. But companies also pay 4 times the corporate tax that they do in the U.S. It’s all relative.]

Senator Booker? Low income communities mean you aren’t well, so you aren’t doing good in school. This is not just human right, it’s an American right. Overhead for insurance companies is 15%. For Medicare it’s 2%. [His numbers are correct.]

—Sen Warren interjects. $23 Billion last year in profits sucked out of health care by insurance companies, not counting lobbying—

—Gov. Is Lee interjects. “I’m the only one here who passed a law guaranteeing woman’s right to choose.”—

—Klobuchar interjects. “I think there are three women up here who have fought for a woman’s right to choose.”—

Moderator asks Castro: Should the federal government pay for abortions? The secretary answers yes. He believes in reproductive “justice,” not just reproductive “rights.” He would support a trans person’s right to choose and appoint judges and justices who strike down state laws against abortion. [This is an important first for a viable candidate: the argument that society should be paying for gender reassignment surgery.]

Question for Sen. Warren: Any limitations on abortion? No. Pay for access to care, abortion, and birth control. [This part of the debate really started to feel pro forma.]

Question for Booker: 14 of 20 largest Pharma companies are in your state. Do you support criminal liability for opioids? The Senator says yes. We’ve been trying to arrest our way out of addiction. These companies should pay for the treatments necessary to cure the problem. [The handful of communities headed in the counsel-and-treat direction for the drug problem have spent less and had more success than those who follow the “arrest-and-charge” policies that Senator Booker criticizes.]

O’Rourke gets the same question about Pharma and opioids. He says prosecute, and we have to change the way we handle drug crime, especially non-violent.

—Moderators show image of dead immigrants in Rio Grande.—

Sec. Castro: What would you do to fix immigration? “If I were president, I would sign an Executive Order ending “remain in Mexico,” and the processing program requiring port of entry. We need a Marshall Plan for Central America.” [Hard to argue against a plan that would raise the quality of life for our suffering neighbors and disincentivize them from fleeing their own countries.]

Booker: What would you do to fix this? Starts by speaking Spanish. He says he’ll end the ICE policies that deny human rights to immigrants. Re-instate DACA. Make investments in the Northern Triangle. [Similar plan to Castro’s.]

—Castro interjects: Stop treating this immigration as a violation or a crime.—

—Booker interjects: This is happening in America, not just at the border—

—De Blasio interjects: Every American should feel the deaths in the river are terrible, but it’s because of the division that makes Americans think immigrants are a threat. America, the immigrants didn’t do this to you, the corporations and the 1% did this to you. We have to be on the immigrants’ side. If we don’t change the debate, we won’t see change.—

O’Rourke gets asked: What would you do day one on immigration? Starts by speaking Spanish. Not build walls, not put people in cages. Not criminalize people. Free “Dreamers” by making them citizens, invest in Central America.

—Castro interjects: They’re using Section 1325 to criminalize immigration.— [He keeps challenging all the candidates to support the removal of this section. Only Booker will agree. Castro is arguing with O’Rourke over not supporting the repeal. O’Rourke says there’s other legislation he supports to do it. We always hate when candidates get stupidly petty with details like this.]

—Delaney tries to interject: The Hispanic moderator cuts him off. He seems to like the Spanish-speaking candidates better…—

Sen Klobuchar gets asked: What are your answers? She’d be happy to look at any of these proposals. Immigrants are crucial to our country, Noble Laureates and workers in the fields. She’s willing to work with the Republicans to accomplish comprehensive reform. [Klobuchar does have a reputation of working across the aisle. Whether this proves to be a benefit or curse is left in the hands of Dem voters.]

Lester Holt asks Congressman Ryan, “Is illegal immigration a crime?” Ryan insists there are terrorists in Gitmo who get better health care than immigrants. He’d send nurses and doctors to the border, describing Trump’s actions as a sign of weakness.

Booker: What would you do with these immigrants? “Quit criminalizing immigration, mental illness, addiction. Quit locking people up and support human dignity. Invest in the Northern Triangle. Affirm dignity. Quit giving up our values for border security.” [Booker keeps calling immigration actions an “abandonment of our values.” Interesting to see if this resonates with centrist voters, many of whom see “The Wall” as a necessity, not a value-abandoning exercise.]

Gov. Inslee gets the question: What will you do with these immigrants? He argues for releasing them pending their hearings, following current law. In Washington state, his administration prevents local law enforcement agents from deporting people. Doesn’t support Muslim bans. Trump threatened to send refugees to WA state. Inslee responded by welcoming them.

—Moderators ask another open question: Iran is causing trouble. Who would sign on to the original 2015 Iran Nuclear Deal? Booker doesn’t.—

Booker: It’s Trump’s fault we’re having trouble with Iran. Thinks we could get a better deal even than the original.

Sen Klobuchar: She thinks we get back in the deal. Trump is making us less safe. Let’s negotiate back into the deal, not give unlimited leverage to China and Russia, which is what is happening, and Trump needs Congressional approval for military action. Every 10 minutes this president is almost going to war. [How she figures every “10 minutes” is not clear. Maybe Political Beast is over-thinking…]

Rep. Gabbard: We have to say “No war with Iran.” Get back in the deal and improve it. If there was an attack against our troops, that would be different. John Bolton and Trump are creating a situation where it could all blow up. Put the American people first.

At this point, we change moderators, experience technical difficulties, and, for Political Beast, take a break. See you with the rest of Night One tomorrow…

 

[Note from the Managing Editor: “Did you even notice these three weren’t included in the main body of the article? No. You didn’t. Know how I know? Because nobody noticed they weren’t in the main body of the debate.”]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gonzo State: [Untitled]

“Victory is ‘The Absence of Defeat'”

“Bentley! Bentley. I suggest…I suggest that you do something different with your life right now.” This instruction was delivered by my boss (at the time) to his unruly Huskie, but it might as well have been given to my entire generation.

As always, the day had given way to night and my mind had wrestled with itself long enough. I needed sanctuary, strong drink and a blank expression with which to watch the news on screens behind the heads of the locals. With the mind of a fried pie I careened my car down a thoroughfare of an unincorporated town in West Virginia, roughly sixty miles from Washington D.C.

“Babylon,” I came to call D.C. as a Sailor stationed in Bethesda, which was appropriate enough that no one cares to question the nickname. It was by a sense of awe, despair, disgust and reverence that I came by it the hard way some years ago.

The Christmas lights around Arlington had shone brightly on my most sentimental evening, awash with history and the sort of romance that saw my Army counterpart’s cheek against mine, her words in my ear accompanied by my kiss on her neck.

Then, the other shoe dropped and zang! I’m departing the parking garage of Target near P.F. Chang’s, a sudden desperate attempt to keep a fellow servicemember alive and out of trouble, and barely having arrived in Rockville, Maryland, found myself in the company of a remarkable amount of police officers. While all was eventually sorted out (one way or another), I did discover that being handcuffed, face down on the pavement amidst a soft rain gave me an amazing opportunity to learn and reevaluate the nonsense I’d allowed a foothold in my life. “Teachable moments,” I’ve come to call such events with a wince oft confused for a smile, and rightfully so.

“It’s an acquired taste.”

Let no good deed go unpunished.

“It was all downhill from there,” I uttered to my glass and coaster on the bar, awaiting another potent haul of ethanol. “Or is it, ‘down on the bed’ from there? Not nearly as catchy.” The general uproar that passed for ambience as karaoke loomed large made my private social commentaries a non-factor.

“Hell,” I continued, mulling over the equal parts glory and horror of yesteryear, “if I was a woman they’d’ve labeled me a slut.” This was most certainly true, as I had responded to the eventual collapse of the genuine, heartmelting romance that blossomed in Arlington by carousing. I went on to live up to the archetype of heathen in the Navy, only I hadn’t needed a new port. D.C. had an endless supply of trysts for me to temporarily bind the wound of heartbreak with. I had largely imploded things with she myself, but damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, aye?

“Aye, got it!” I said, louder than intended as my libation arrived. Few noticed, none cared. But I digress.

Every single horror of the corruption of public life crept its way into Walter Reed the two years I’d been there as the primary Army and Navy hospitals merged there in Maryland. It was a handful of miles from the epicenter of our Federal Republic, our Representative Democracy. Whatever label you prefer, the genuine, tender romance and the unnecessary legal crucible were equal parts of the same story.

So it was yesterday and is today and will be tomorrow. Wars and rumors of wars will abound along with the usual ugliness, while the bountiful opportunities, resplendence, and monuments sacred to America and Her Republic will ring hollow for any looking for that chapter. However, for those with a soul not set for self-destruct, there was the beauty and elegance and love that I discovered in Babylon. For my part, I vacillated between the cauldron of brutality and the essence of hallowed humanity.

Lucifer and a third of his fellow angels rebelled (at least in part) over the perception that God valued something fashioned from dirt over them; we hamstrung ourselves with our humanity during that time (2011-2013) in Bethesda, both our frailties and our strengths.

Did we make the case against humanity with our failures? I’m not so sure. The defeatism and Apocalypticism of the admittedly conflicted era that was the “new” Walter Reed circa 2011-2013 stands apart from now in several ways. Without the deflating drudgery of rattling them all off, at the very least one could look their friends and enemies in the eye. Betrayal and intrigue might be lurking around the next corner (per the modus operandi of Babylon and the government circuit as a whole) but those seeming eons ago politics was still the art of compromise. Then-POTUS Obama (D-IL) and then-House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) can hardly be soberly accused of engaging in the politics of blood sport we’ve now.

Now? Depending on their background, looking one’s enemies and/or friends in the eye might get you flagged on any number of social media platforms and could very well get you labeled with some sort of “-ism”, as one type of “-ist” or another. A whole decade ago Section 230 was applied within the spirit of its creation, lending the happenings online a sort of Wild West vibe when juxtaposed to the great cosmic gag-reel taking place now.

“What is Section 230?” one might ask. This, too, is a well-placed and unscripted question, but it makes little difference when Louis Farrakhan can spit his vile verbal excrement at hapless passerby on social media, but not Donald Trump. No, indeed. Hardly an avid defender of the former POTUS, I nonetheless present our Federal support and protections for our Silicon Valley overlords as Exhibit A for the how/why (either/and/or) the Federal Communications Commission has adequate pretext to cry foul. This is tantamount to “collateral censorship”, or censorship by proxy. That’s the biggest item George Orwell didn’t foresee in my favorite novel, “1984”: private enterprise conducting the censorship, and not the state itself.

Since I’ve likely lost anyone who hates The Donald for my defending his First Amendment rights, I might as well toss a grenade in this burgeoning dumpster fire. Wouldn’t Joe Manchin lead off that way?

“The wind only blows sometimes.” “He’s exactly right!”

While hardly the binary option both the Communists of the Far Left and the Fascists of the Far Right want all the Sheeple to give an “Amen!” and believe, the conflict between being a John Locke liberal in favor of largely laissez-faire capitalism (not the crony kind) with a strong, (but) limited Federal government and in wanting a respectable return on our investment in Section 230 protections granted Silicon Valley (and company), it is amusing on a perverse level.

“Afterall,” I told myself, “everyone hates a centrist, so you might as well enjoy it, Jack. The good news is, only White elitists are storming off after closing your column a few paragraphs back. They can kick rocks. There’s surely a Mother Jones article or athletic mutant defecating on the very flag that enables their miserable existence out there, somewhere, that they can flee to. Still miserable, but they showed me! No First Amendment for the people who make us think and shit.”

It was only at the end of this paragraph that I realized I wasn’t just thinking this as I tapped it into a note on my phone for later insertion into this very diatribe. I was muttering much of it out loud.

“Ignore the madness of a world that has made this swashbuckler appear normal. Ignore the celebutante-rejects aghast at those not absorbed in Chinese spyware ‘social’ apps available on any mainstream App Store.”

And why not? Afterall, the Communists now want the populace to swallow the latest swill their Thought Police have puked out, and nod slowly, basking in the wisdom of the notion that Black children being taught mathematics is racist. Conversely, the Fascists want the citizenry at-large to embrace their latest, unintelligible Reductio Ad Absurdum that beating cops to a pulp while shouting racist terms at the non-White officers is okay as long as they’re patriots. Thin Blue Line and all. “Thin Blue Line”, you ingrates? Put the straw down.

“In God We Trust.” Mhmm.

“Dear God Almighty,” I mumbled into my Long Island Iced Tea, nearly gone due to the urgent need to anesthetize myself. No reply, and not because He wants us to forget He exists, but because it’s the pizza we ordered, and it has arrived with all the trappings. Whose fault is that?

The lunacy in the former example is in those on the Far Left who by proxy think the Black intellect is so dormant, psyche so timid, that there need be no Black doctors, economists, engineers, et cetera, in the future. Mathematics is a rather integral part of the process of those career paths. Who’s holding who back with racist ideology again, exactly?

The madness in the latter example is at least as vivid and particularly poignant from people on the Far Right who think cops can do no wrong. You say The Filth went too far in Example X? “I say they didn’t go too far enough!” some neo-Successionist will bleat with the fervor of a patriot, by God. Just a patriot to another country, and not this one. But why quibble about it? Sure, seems reasonable enough to pass muster on “Squidbillies.”

Imitation being the highest form of flattery, the method to the unorthodoxy of this publication has never been less necessary. Both extremes in the sadly binary world of Castro and Mussolini neophytes demand the long-term vision, the sort of engaging in politics (again, “The Art of Compromise”) as a year-round endeavor that there is no app or “hack” for. The marathon, not the sprint, is what is at hand. I’d rather flatter the Edward Brooke III, the Alexander Hamilton, the Barbra Streisand, the Hunter S. Thompson and even the Master Shake with imitation than embrace the intellectual suicide of either Irredeemable America or Exceptional American Unilateralism.

Whichever clown car takes the stage from either extremist wing of discourse, they both will assure us that we’d feel so much better if only we’d embrace their brand of groupthink. Tsk, tsk, I know, but such is the rot of the putrescence we’ve inexplicably opted to wallow in.

“Soylent Green is people.”

What both teams of malcontents mean is we’ll feel much better carrying all of our favorite shows with us on all of our devices as they continue embezzling and funneling money to the duopoly in Babylon. The royalty on Capitol Hill will then reward our wholehearted faith with continued malignant governance and further insolvency on every level (social, fiscal, geopolitical, et al).

“Who knows?” I mumbled with a shrug. “With any luck, the dead will walk again and we’ll have an existential reason to disallow the Neanderthals in Congress from fucking the same coconut over and over while saying they’re carrying out the people’s business. All, naturally, with a straight face. And pursed lips. Can’t forget the ‘duck face.’ Gotta meet my fellow Millennials halfway.”

“You say something, Hun?”

The bartender had taken notice of my glass being devoid of strong drink, and grew concerned. Animals entering sexual congress with fruit, however, passed muster.

‘Of course it did,’ I thought, but could only reply with a low rasp as I exited my barstool.

“Yes, Ma’am. Check please.”

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Six Degrees of Knowin’ Nothin’: [Untitled]

And on the 8th day, God made bears. Lots and lots of bears.

Does this era need introduction? Or, rather, may a suitable introduction be written? I report, you deride.

1: In any rational era, the sudden appearance of lurid photographs of well-known public figures tends to happen without the consent of those captured in the images. Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Anthony Weiner, et al. Notable exceptions to this are of the celebutante variety who sport last names such as Hilton and Kardashian, but then, their deliberate release of self-incriminating material isn’t indicative of a rational era.

That there’s a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell is indicative of expected traffic volume.

The great Jerry Falwell, Jr., well his undeniable greatness as an Evangelical Christian minister and university president is so ineffable, so vast, that he was no longer able to be confined by any notion of modern decency. If that’s still a thing, that is. Either way, the photograph posted containing the erstwhile head of Liberty University (and descendent of the late and decent Jerry Falwell) is disturbing on several counts. Let’s take a look:

Now, I’m not sure if it’s the ghastly attempt at humor (yeah, “black water”, haw haw haw!), the self-caricature of the gut and the unzipped pants combined with the awful rug on his counterpart (who is not his wife, for those keeping score at home), the fact that students of said Evangelical university get expelled for drinking and/or extra-marital sexual encounters, or that this wasn’t a leak at all that makes this such a disgrace. He could’ve just said it was a faux Black Dog in his glass and been done with it.

The man (so-called) “leaked” it via his own social media aperture, and then delivered a truly abysmal mockery of an apology on-air, and I quote: “I’ve promised my kids I’m going to try to be…I’m gonna try to be a good boy from here on out.” Rock and Roll, Jerry!

Oh and Mrs. Falwell, when your marriage does end, remember: you [expletive deleted] your rebound, and that’s it. You don’t permanently abscond from reality and keep [expletive deleted] them long-term and/or marry them. Especially, I might add, if you plucked them from the extras of “The Walking Dead.”

Silly me. But seriously, though: booze and Evangelicals and social media shouldn’t mix.

2: At times, the headlines write themselves. In their own attempt to swing loose with reality, as it were, Iran has a fabricated aircraft carrier resembling one of those wielded by the United States Navy. “Why”, you ask? An entirely unscripted and well-placed question. For their own propaganda purposes that is, until the entire experiment blew up in their faces. Living out their own version of “delirium tremens”, Iran was so successful in this charade that their accidental destruction of a prop US Navy aircraft carrier poses a threat to a major thoroughfare in the oil trade. Posing an existential threat to traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, and things apparently unbeknownst to Iran such as tides can shift the wreckage, endangering oil tankers.

Give the Ayatollah our best. Speaking of “the best”, if you’re going to challenge the world’s preeminent naval power, you’d better come correct. The Battle of Evermore this is not.

3: Biden must face Trump in debate(s). Yes, it’s answering a “double dog dare” from the POTUS and no, you don’t want to give in to the whims of a bully. But if you don’t follow through then it looks like you’re hiding in a basement and afraid to face Donald J. Trump on the stage. What’s the worst that could happen? They then “triple dog dare” one another to a lindy hop dance-off to the “Misty Mountain Hop” or hand out four sticks (one to both members of each ticket) to swing with? Why would you be afraid of that if you’re in the Biden camp unless, per the Trump camp’s assertions, the former Vice President will be unable to remember whether he’s going to California, or another, “y’know, the thing” that the Founding Fathers said? The great equalizer is the human ego. They’ll debate.

This is an event waiting to go wrong. Don’t hang out with bears. [image credit to Daily Caller & Barstool Sports]
4: Meanwhile, the National Park Service has posted a warning urging American adventurers not to confront bears but, if they do, to not take advantage of their slower companions. And no, this is not made up. Nor is the response of a pack of humans, recently, to a bear arriving in their midst. They didn’t flee or otherwise attempt to discourage the bear; instead they took pictures of their merry band whilst feeding the bear. Good call, ‘Murica.

5: Bill Barr’s appearance was a disgrace for everyone except the Attorney General. For committee chairman Nadler, to open the hearing with that statement was an outrage; and Jordan, thanks for the monologue on things that happened before Barr was back on the job and for God’s sake put your damn coat on!

6: Stat of the Week: the POTUS’ campaign is knocking on 1 million doors a week; the former VPOTUS’ camp is knocking on 0. As in ZERO. Z-E-R-O. This sort of nonsense only seems like nonsenseuntil the time when the levee breaks. Underestimate the mad media genius of The Donald at your peril.

Y’know what? Let’s just cancel everything. If everything’s priority one, then nothing is priority one.
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Contrast: Black Lives Matter v. All Lives Matter (et al)

Black Lives Matter: Let’s cut through the fat together, shall we? Yes or yes? Good. With that, we have a problem in America. Several, actually. We live in a police state, for one thing, and for another, paramount now, is said police state taking a particular interest in African Americans.

Let’s also consider the unbelievable, highly-classified powers of FISA courts to spy unopposed on our own people without their knowledge indefinitely, the ability of the Federal government to suspend the Constitutional rights of American citizens suspected of terrorism via the Patriot Act and the inexplicable repeal of the Smith-Mundt Act (which forbade the Federal Government from using propaganda on American soil). Are you drinking what I’m pouring?

With no malice in my heart toward the many fine police officers across the land (a few I’ve known personally), I say again: we live in a police state.

Over the past decade alone, we have seen increasing examples of the use of excessive force on a disproportionate number of black Americans. Data clearly shows that Whites compose 76.5% of America’s citizenry while Blacks make up 13.4% of it, the former were shot to death by police 370 times versus 235 for the latter.

For those who want to bring out FBI data displaying prevalence of crime amongst inner city black neighborhoods, recall the negligible difference in drug use between whites and blacks and the parity in gun culture between the two.

America glorifies violence, and that crosses ethnic lines. Don’t believe me? Look at what I call “Dollar Voting”, in essence, what we value and spend our money on. What does our art and culture reflect? If we’re being real, it ain’t peace. Does hip hop culture lend itself to violence? Listen to the top ten hits of the genre and get back to me; but before you get back to me, let me know what Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Jerry Reed and “The Dukes of Hazzard” were all about while you’re at it.

As for the movement itself, “Black Lives Matter” is driving home a simple point: yes, every house in the neighborhood matters but only one of them is on fire.

We hardly need a hashtag for Blue (Police) Lives Matter; they roam about largely unopposed, vested with a badge and lethal weaponry, and we provide a safety net (union, pension, et cetera) and, in general, blanket support to include the high probability that bad actors aren’t held accountable in court.

All Lives Matter? Do they? Maybe I’d be more decisive in answering these questions if every new episode of “Death By Cop” didn’t always star a black man.

– Jack DeViney

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New Orleans Police Department preps for ongoing confrontation and protest throughout downtown.

All Lives Matter(?): Two things can be true at once. In fact, very few things in our world are mutually exclusive of themselves. One can, for example, be in favor of the events in the George Floyd case never happening again and find the phrase “Black Lives Matters” offensive. They are not mutually exclusive. Both can be true. This depends on your definitions of words. Words matter. Words have meaning. Facts matter. Facts have meaning.

If by any definition, one is not a racist, but they will not stand shoulder to shoulder with Black Lives Matter signs, or they won’t kneel down in front of a mob of protestors, they become….what? Insensitive? Divisive?

To be true to this point, I believe “All Lives Matter” or “Blue Lives Matter” are equally asinine. We don’t protest on things we agree upon. We don’t stand outside and shout “the sky is blue”!

Are things worse now than the mid-1960’s? Or do we see public discord in 3D now? We report, you deride.

The assertion that a black man can not step from his home without fear of imminent death from a racist ‘Mericuh is as equally preposterous as the media’s “1619” narrative that America is as systemically racist as at any time in our history. Really? Where’s the poll of young, black men asking them if they’d rather live in 1865, 1965 or 2020? I must’ve missed that astute revelation.

Instead of regurgitated statistics that the left/media refuse to acknowledge anyway, how about we come at this from a novel approach. [So] what is your suggestion? I mean, with all of the statistics stating the exact opposite of your point, what are we doing wrong? Are our hiring standards too low? Is training being swept aside to fast-track officers onto beats? Do we provide immunity to officers that is unnecessary and counter-productive? Let’s get to the “nut cutting” as they say.

If we want to turn this into another narrative where the right just refuses to admit there is a substantial issue and is instead hiding behind years of conservative practices…show me! Where are the statistics that support any of this nonsense? That show America is systemically racist and prejudiced against black Americans? Where are the politicians that you are particularly citing as responsible for these aggressions? Or is it just “orange man bad”, with his “basket of deplorables”?

“You’re killing your father, Larry!”

Once again, the left/media have overplayed their hands. We were told millions of Americans would die if we didn’t shut the world down indefinitely. Now if you have a small business and want to re-open smartly so that you don’t lose everything, you’re killing grandma! We were told that if we would just allow LGBT marriages, all examples of bigotry would be history. Now if you’re a Millennial male that won’t go out with a trans-woman (a man by all scientific facts and definitions), you’re a homophobe! And now, if you won’t march to the beat of this drum, well, you’re just a racist. Or worse, an “Uncle Tom.”

It’s tiring. It’s divisive. It’s unnecessary. This issue is one we must agree on, or we don’t have a country. You cannot have law and order if one group is being systematically hunted down and killed by those sworn to protect us.

Facts matter. Statistics matter. Two things can be true at once.

– Michael R. DeViney, Jr.

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